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New Method of Execution on IncarcerusNew Method of Execution on Incarcerus
I've come up with a very morbid and demented way to execute certain prisoners on the penal planet Incarcerus. It's a lot like a garbage disposal in a kitchen sink, but much bigger. The victim gets dropped into this thing, and hundreds of revolving blades tear them to shreds. These shreds are then compacted into Soylent bricks and served to other inmates on the planet.
Teeny-Tiny Models: Miranda-Class FrigateTeeny-Tiny Models:
YOU WILL NEED:
A staple (for the "spoiler" and nacelle pylons)
The parts sheet provided below
Glue the parts sheet onto some cardstock. Cut out the primary hull first. Poke the ends of the staple through the back end (where the boxy bit meets the saucer). Attach the torpedo pod to the top center of the staple (It's very tiny; DON'T LOSE IT!) Cut out the nacelles (they're also very small) and fold them in half lengthwise, detail side out. Attach them to the ends of the staple and wait for the model to dry. Once it's dry, you have a tiny Miranda-Class Frigate!
Machine PlanetSTAR TREK
Episode VIII: Machine Planet
Captain’s log, stardate 72820.14. After killing the alien madman known as Reductor, Starship Hindenburg is on her way back to Earth for another refit.
Pruss beamed onto the bridge. “Status report,” he said. “Estimating Earth arrival in 1.3 hours, present speed,” said Takei. Suddenly, an alarm went off. “Wormhole!” said Pruss. “Hold onto something!” As the Hindenburg entered the wormhole, she began to shake violently, tossing crew members around like socks in a clothes dryer. Takei was thrown out of his chair, his head slamming into the helm console with a loud crack of bone on steel. Quick as a flash, Pruss tapped his combadge. “Pruss to sickbay, Takei’s knocked out!” he said frantically. “Kelley, get up here!” Kelley appeared on the bridge and passed his tricorder over Takei. “He’s got a severe concussion,” he said. “I’ll h
Episode VII: Reductor!
Captain’s log, stardate 60520.14. Starship Hindenburg has received reports of an unknown vessel firing subspace compression waves at planets in the Beta Quadrant. We’re heading there now to investigate…
Pruss beamed onto the bridge. “Status report,” he said. “Starfleet has lost contact with Khitomer,” said Lt. Nichols. “The unknown ship is in Khitomer’s general vicinity.” Suddenly, Nichols’ console started to beep. “They’re hailing us!” she said. “On screen,” said Pruss. The screen revealed an insane maniac. “Hello there, Max!” he said. He held up what looked like a small marble. “Looking for this?” “Nimoy, scan that object!” said Pruss. “Scanning,” said Nimoy. “You’re not gonna believe this,” he said grimly. “That little ball is Khitomer!”
Captain’s log, supplement
H.E.L.E.N 9000STAR TREK
Episode VI: H.E.L.E.N 9000
Captain’s log, stardate 102120.13. Starship Hindenburg has received reports of a Federation ship stranded in orbit over a planet called Capek IX. We’re heading there now to investigate…
Pruss, Nimoy, Shatner, and Kelley beamed onto the Pewterschmidt, tricorders at the ready. Suddenly, Pruss’s tricorder began to beep wildly. “Over here!” he said, pointing it at the computer core. He swept it from side to side, and it picked up a virus. “Something’s gone screwy with this ship’s computer!” said Pruss. “All the crew are dead!” “Infestation detected!” said a disembodied, computerized voice. The room began to fill with toxic gas. Quick as a flash, Pruss tapped his combadge. “Pruss to Hindenburg, four to beam up!” The away team disappeared, returning to the Hindenburg. “Something bugs me about that planet,” said Pruss. “Nimoy, scan
The Buzz About BeesThe Buzz About Bees
Bees are one of this planet's most important insects. They pollinate almost all of our fruits and vegetables. If you encounter one, suppress the urge to swat her and hope she flies out an open window.
A bee's wings move at 200 strokes per second!
In her entire lifetime, a worker bee only makes 1/12 of a tablespoon of honey. No wonder it's so expensive!
Bees have 5 eyes; a pair of huge compound eyes, and three smaller simple eyes, called ocelli.
Only female bees have stingers. A worker can only use hers once, so she'd better make sure it's worth it! The queen can use hers more than once. If two queens hatch at the same time, they engage in a fierce battle, repeatedly stinging each other. She who survives becomes the new queen.
A bee's wings seem to be too small to allow the bee to fly!
Bees have hair on their compound eyes.
When a scout bee finds a source of food near the hive, she flies back in and does a dance. She runs in a figure-8 pattern and wa
Saunos VIDEA FOR A NEW PLANET
I've come up with a new planet over the weekend. It's called Saunos V.
Saunos V is a little planet that orbits around a trinary star system at the far edge of Federation space, between the Gamma and Delta Quadrants. The entire planet is cloaked in an atmosphere of hot steam. If you beam down to the surface, you'll need a special refrigerated suit, without which you would be flash-steamed in your own juices. The three suns of Saunos V heat its atmosphere and surface to a constant and toasty 212 degrees Fahrenheit. Though the planet is Class-M, no life can survive unprotected due to the extreme heat.
The Hollingsworth Horror - ExcerptThe Hollingsworth Horror
Michael Dean Hollingsworth. To the average layperson, it seems like any other name. To me, it has become synonymous with evil and tyranny. Even after he drove his car off a cliff in Colorado, his name still rings alarm bells in my mind to this very day.
Chapter 1: The Dictator
My youth was a very turbulent time in my life. I spent nearly every waking hour of it under my stepfather's fist. His methods of punishment were very cruel and harsh. He believed in group punishment; when one person was in the wrong, he took it out on me and all my siblings. He would line us all up to be beaten with either a wooden paddle or his belt. Back then, that kind of torture was legal! He also had an outlandish way of punishing us for speaking during mealtime; he would starve us if we were caught. It seems he hated me most of all; if I were caught using foul language, he would hit me about the face hard enough to induce a nosebleed, and often times, he would ram a bar of soap into
New ExpletivesNew Expletives
The following list contains material which may not be suitable for all readers. Reader discretion is advised.
These are all expletives I use when I'm not mad.
trust vows : oikawa tooru [1/5]
[ Pre-World War III AU ]
"Ma'am, is there anything else you require?"
[Name] waved the men off, [e/c] eyes remaining focused on her electronic tablet. They looked at one another before saluting and leaving the lab. She was alone in the large room, surrounded only by her research and data.
She ran a hand through her [h/c] hair tiredly. It was a long day that was for sure but there was no way she would end all her research now. Her heels clicked as she made her way to the main computer, lab coat moving with her swiftly.
"I want everything we have on Project Ares." [Name] said to the screen.
"Here is all the data." An electronic voice replied from the system, bringing up windows of text and codes.
The scientist scanned the words carefully, crossing her arms across her chest. She was so close. If she managed to succeed then it would be victory for her country. Many people before her tried to complete the mission of creating powerful human warriors
Otter Know Better"I lived among otters for a month. River and I, we had this big fight..."
She was wrong! It was all her fault.
He slapped the wet ground beside him causing one of the otters to jump, turn in a startled circle, and stare at him.
"Sorry." He pinched his mouth tight and glared down at his bare toes. Why did she have to be so impossible? It wasn't his fault...
One of his discarded boots beside him suddenly moved. He startled, then stared down. One of the otters had stuck his whole head down into the boot, and was now wiggling and scooting it as he tried to burrow deeper.
The Doctor bit down on an involuntary grin. "Hey! That's my shoe!" He reached out to grab the sturdy long body and pull it out of his footwear. It was one of the adolescents. It scrabbled backward and kicked at him with its clawed, webbed feet.
"Ouch! Hey! There's nothing for you in there!" He dropped the skinny little animal and sucked on his bleeding thumb. It backed out of his shoe and looked up at
A Stubborn HopeSunny Skye Adventure #2
A Stubborn Hope
Ahsoka slept in late on board the ship. With time to relax, and not worry about being chased by enemies, Ventress was able to clean up the place with help from Ahsoka and Barriss.
They gave it a ladies' touch, but each with their own style. Ventress made the ship function better by replacing worn out parts and upgrading her weapons.
Barriss helped clean out any junk lying around and Ahsoka went shopping in the nearby city of Farhimmel, buying knickknacks, cleaning supplies, food and pleasant decorations. Ventress did not consider decorations very pragmatic, but each of them contributed to making the ship a home.
"You bought stuffed animals and a rug?" Ventress looked at her in disbelief as she returned from the city.
Ahsoka shrugged and smiled as she squeezed her new stuffed bantha plushie. "It was soft and fluffy!"
"You also bought food for the Hippocrenes!?"
"It's a gift for my new friend, Bucephalus
Virtual Gaming! (MarkiplierXReader) (Preview)
You and Mark had just finished playing 'Trouble In Terrorist Town' from Garry's Mod with Bob and Wade.
You and Mark would always stick around after everyone left and just talk, it kinda felt dumb just to sit on skype and talk since you lived in a apartment complex right across from Mark.
"So have you gotten the new Occulus Rift set yet?" You asked, "Totally just came in this morning." You clapped excitedly, "did you get the Odachi Master game too?" You asked with a huge grin.
"I did! I haven't got to do anything yet, just made my avatar on the game site just before Wade and Bob wanted to play TTT." Mark stated.
"Awesome! I got to make mine last night and I'm ready to go in and play!" You said laughing excitedly, Mark laughed "Wanna go ahead and jump in now?" Mark asked, "Sure! Why not?" You replied, "Alright then, see ya on the other side." He replied, making a salute.
AU Locked in Game: Len x Reader :Ch. 2
____ slapped Len's hand away and frowned at him. Len's eyes widened for a second but soon he makes a face similar to _____'s.
"Get out." _____ states, pointing at the door. Len crosses his arms "Well, woah, is that your thank you?"
"Get out." _____ repeats. Len's left eye twitches as he says, "After saving your virtual life, that's what I get?" ____ closes her eyes, controlling her temper. "Nobody asked you to save my 'virtual' life, so I have nothing to thank for." She walks to the door and opens it, gesturing for Len to leave. Len gets his cap and puts it on his head, walking towards the door.
Upon stepping outside, he turns around and says, "Ungrateful harpy." ____ grumbles and slams the door at his face. "My nose!" He cries out in pain.
|￣ε ￣ |￣ω￣ |￣﹏￣|
____ leans in the window, looking at the night sky as she combs her long wavy blonde hair with her hands.
It has been years. Five years since this started. Everything here--
When time passes part 5A few days later Jared came to check on tails. "Feeling better little mate?" He smiled. "Much better" Tails nodded. "Excellent, Sonic's joining us for the next mission to track down Miles Prower" Jared replied. "How did he escape if Veronica disabled him after stabbing him in the spine?" Tails asked confused. "He was most likely tinkering with his wheel chair and added all sorts of gadgets" Anna answered. "He can't walk but he can do stuff with his hands" she added. "Yeah so that's-Wha? OH!" Jared was about to speak when he was suddenly taken away by a shadowy figure. "JARED!!!" Tails called out. Anna got onto the PA system. "Team members, Emergency meeting ASAP!" She said over the speaker. Later in the meeting room. "What's the emergency?" Lachlan asked. "Jared has been kidnapped by a lacky of Miles Prower" Tails answered. "Looks like we're gonna need the entire team to take him down, We all know what Miles can do to him" Matilda thought. "Good, More wig boy bashing" Dusk muttered. "S
Hypothetical chapter 19Zim stepped through the doors, taking a deep breath. He was going to get Dib out of confinement and go. It would be simple. Professor Membrane had excellent security, this building would be safe. He had nothing to worry about. He'd just find Dib and free him and go.
A few minutes later Zim was sitting down by the wall, leaning against it, eyes closed, breathing deeply. He'd been feeling so much better after showering and taking in food. Why were his legs burning already?
It had been a longish walk...
"Whee, we're done," GIR said.
"No, GIR. I'll be up in a minute." Zim's chest was tight again. Well, he was just going to have to push through it. He forced himself to his feet. "Come here, GIR."
He put a friendly arm around GIR's shoulders.
"You're heavy!" GIR said.
"Shhhh. Shhh, shhh." GIR was significantly shorter than Zim and cold to the touch and his shoulders were lumpy and he was not exactly comfortable to lean on, but he'd do. Zim shuffled down the hall. It was cavernous. Lined with
Doctor Who: Analysing the Doctor's greatest fearSo, it is revealed in a flashback in “The Time of the Doctor” that the Doctor saw a Crack in his room in “The God Complex”. This at first confused me. Really? They are bad news, I give you that, but are they *that* scary? Everyone was like “Ooooh, it’s the Master!” or “Ooooh, it’s the Valeyard!” and I agree, so, kind of underwhelming.
But you know, even then, everyone has the right to be scared of whatever he likes. It’s cool. However, the problem is that he said “Who else?” English isn’t my first language, but it seems to me that this would seem to indicate a person. So what gives?
I have come up with several explanations, because explaining and overanalyzing fiction is, by all accounts, very much my specialty. You may take your pick, although the last one is my personal head-canon.
1. Well, first of all, the Christmas Special just shows that *there was* a crack in the room. There could have easily bee
I'll make a man out of you! BnB Version-I'll make a man out of you!-
Tamer's Rest, Morning.
Razor stands in front of his group, noticing that all of them are not manly enough. "Alright then!" he yelled, Erik blinked as music started to play, being the only one to notice he looked around in a panic. Moha and Jet quickly looked forward as Razor walked up to Erik "Let's get down to business!" he yelled, the music sounding very familiar "To defend Tamer's Rest" he yelled, everyone chanted in unison "Yes!". Erik's eyes went wide as he gulped and looked forward. Razor then approached Novan and Laura "Did they send me daughters, when I asked, for sons?" he yelled. Moha, Novan, and Laura scowled a bit, and everyone yelled no. "Your the saddest bunch, I've ever met, But you can bet, before we're through" he yelled, pointing out all the wounds that people had from the first event and the Edge of Reason quest. "Misters, I'll... Make a man... Out of you!" he yelled as he pointed to everyone in the line.
Suddenly a bright white flash bl
Birth of a GiantSTAR TREK
EPISODE I: Birth of a Giant
Captain’s log, stardate 81320.13. The USS Enterprise is carrying aboard her a very high-profile passenger, Captain Max Pruss. We’re delivering him to Friedrichshafen Fleet Yards, where he will witness the construction of his first command, the Starship Hindenburg.
FRIEDRICHSHAFEN FLEET YARDS, EARTH ORBIT
Pruss gazed out the window as bit by bit, his new ship came together. “I have a bad feeling about the name they chose for this ship,” he said. “What’s wrong with the name?” said Picard. “She was named after an ancient zeppelin which exploded and crashed in the year 1937,” Pruss continued. “Something tells me this ship will meet the same fate.” “You won’t know that until you get in the center chair for the first time,” said Picard. “A valid point,” said Pruss. “I still wonder, though, why the designer chose that particular name.”
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